No seriously. This is no joke.
Or, it is, but the day is real and it's not... oh for crying out loud. You know what I mean.
I'm a pretty funny guy in writing (that's why I have a blog) but I'm not the type that just comes up with jokes off the top of my head. So I'm not going to try to come up with my own joke for today... no, I'm going to leave that to the experts.
I recently read an article on Newslite (which is the best news source EVER) that was about researchers who discovered the worlds most funny joke. Now, I'm sure if you did this study again and polled a different 36,000 people, you would get different results. There's no scientific way to determine the funniest joke ever. Still, it's a pretty good list.
My favorite is actually number 14. It goes like this...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Knee slapper that one. I laughed out loud.
Most of these jokes aren't dirty, and they're all pretty funny. The link is here, and I encourage you to go check it out today, and tell a joke to someone you love. Or, if it's a really bad pun, someone you hate.
Either way, have fun and I'll see you next time!
Or, it is, but the day is real and it's not... oh for crying out loud. You know what I mean.
I'm a pretty funny guy in writing (that's why I have a blog) but I'm not the type that just comes up with jokes off the top of my head. So I'm not going to try to come up with my own joke for today... no, I'm going to leave that to the experts.
I recently read an article on Newslite (which is the best news source EVER) that was about researchers who discovered the worlds most funny joke. Now, I'm sure if you did this study again and polled a different 36,000 people, you would get different results. There's no scientific way to determine the funniest joke ever. Still, it's a pretty good list.
My favorite is actually number 14. It goes like this...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Knee slapper that one. I laughed out loud.
Most of these jokes aren't dirty, and they're all pretty funny. The link is here, and I encourage you to go check it out today, and tell a joke to someone you love. Or, if it's a really bad pun, someone you hate.
Either way, have fun and I'll see you next time!
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